Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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