I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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