Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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