i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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