Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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