I wannas sexs uuuuu
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I still have a little drunk in my system
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