My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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