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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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  There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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  alright see you in the morning.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.

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• (518): View more from New York

  im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship

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• (518): View more from New York

  bad decision saturdays are such a good decision

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro

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  yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.

  (708): View more from Illinois

  how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight

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  I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.

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