BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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