it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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