I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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