so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
