I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize