I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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