at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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