What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
do nipples grow back?
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