there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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