He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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