conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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