Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
