Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Enjoy the penises
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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