perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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