Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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