It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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