I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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