I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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