Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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