Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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