My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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