I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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