just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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