SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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