P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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