I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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