Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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