yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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