i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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