North Korea, Best Korea!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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