After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We don't watch enough power rangers
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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