Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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