O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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