In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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