that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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