Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize