I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The feeling are messing with the penis
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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