Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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