Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it glows. i had to have it.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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