I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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