okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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