And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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