He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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