im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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