I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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