im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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