why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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