I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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