theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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